The Cat's Guide to Human Behavior




      The Cat's Guide to Human Behavior
Cats know that adoration is their birth right Humans have proved this by worshipping them as gods since the days of Ancient Egypt But despite their clear superiority, felines continue to be frustrated with humans bizarre actions and incomprehensible desires until now In The Cat s Guide to Human Behavior, the great feline humanologist Professor F.L Uffy advises cats on how to solve some of their most difficult human related issues Chase away your human s romantic partners Increase your food supply And What does your cat REALLY think of you The Cat s Guide to Human Behavior reveals all even why you refuse to groom yourself with your tongue Best Download The Cat's Guide to Human Behavior [ By ] Xina Marie Uhl [ Kindle ePUB or eBook ] – heartforum.co.uk

Author Xina Marie Uhl lives in sunny Southern California with her husband and assorted furry and scaly pets The setting of her first novel, NECROPOLIS, has been heavily influenced by her interest in ancient history She holds both a BA and an MA in history When she isn t reading and writing, she enjoys hiking, yoga, and planning new travel adventures.Xina s available ebooks include Necropolis, The Gauntlet Thrown and The Challenge Accepted, Books One and Two of the Gauntlet Trilogy.


      The Cat's Guide to Human Behavior
 By Xina Marie Uhl IBN : 193080511X Edition Language English Other Editions 2 Format : Paperback – heartforum.co.uk
  • Paperback
  • 50 pages
  • The Cat's Guide to Human Behavior
  • Xina Marie Uhl
  • English
  • 03 April 2018
  • 193080511X Edition Language English Other Editions 2

10 thoughts on “ The Cat's Guide to Human Behavior

  1. Kath says:

    I was happy to get a free ebook copy of this from the author in exchange of an honest review because I myself is a cat lover My first pet was a stray kitten named miming and we always have cats and dogs walking or running around our house.This book was told from a cat s point of view which is amusing I can t help not to th...

  2. Nyuel says:

    I won this book through the Goodreads First Reads program This has no influence on my rating or review The Cat s Guide to Human Behavior is a humorous take on humans through the eyes of the domestic cat It s written as a guide, from one cat to another, on how to effectively train your human caretakers.Overall, I found this book to be pretty amusing The cat narrator definitely had a superior attitude, which is probably to be expected, and I liked the feline perspective on issues like dealing I won this book through the Goodreads First Reads program This has no influence on my rating or review The Cat s Guide to Human Behavior is a humorous take on humans through the eyes of the domestic cat It s written as a guide, from one cat to another, on how t...

  3. Fabsolutly Fab Nylund says:

    This is one of the funniest books I ve read in a while Having a catty cat myself is there any other kind , I can finally tell what they mean and why they do what they do I ve had many laugh out loud moments while indulging in the private minds of felines and the insight the guide provided is priceless.Xina Marie Uhl has proved to be a great translator of cats feelings and why they act the way they do Whether you already own a cat or are thinking about getting one, this is a definite This is one of the funniest books I ve read in a while Having a catty cat myself is there any other kind , I can finally tell what they mean and why they do wha...

  4. Sheli Ellsworth says:

    Who knew humans had claw envy It s all clear to me nowit s not really the furniture I m worried about Ms Uhl s book is funny and insightful I had no idea I was up against such formidable feline psyches.

  5. Stacey B. says:

    2.5 5

  6. Lori Schiele says:

    The Cat s Guide to Human Behavior is just what is sounds like Although I have it marked as biography, it should really be titled translator , for obvious reasons, cats aren t able to type with their paws, but they can train their human to do it for them After all, the adoration of cats is our birthright and humans have proved this by worshiping us as gods since Ancient Egypt However, these same humans frustrate us with their bizarre actions and incomprehensible desire until now quote The Cat s Guide to Human Behavior is just what is sounds like Although I have it marked as biography, it should really be titled translator , for obvious reasons, cats aren t able to type with their paws, but they can train their human to do it for them After all, the adoration of cats is our birthright and humans have proved this by worshiping us as gods since Ancient Egypt However, these same humans frustrate us with their bizarre actions and incomprehensible desire until now quote from rear of book In this book, you will learn tried and trued ways to increase your food intake waking your slumping companion at your favorite midnight hours how to chase away your human s annoying romantic partner the important number of sleeping hours the different ways of sneak eating thanking your human ...

  7. Richard Bellows says:

    Calling all CAT Lover sVery funny and all too true If you need a quick pick me up, this will put a smile on your face.

  8. Kingsley says:

    Firstly I will note that I got given the Audible version of book for free, however I have tried to not let that affect my review Screwtape Letter s For CatsMuch in the same way that CS Lewis didn t write the Screwtape Letters, merely collected and wrote down the words of skilled demon Screwtape, Uhl didn t write this book, but merely collected and translated the thoughts of her cat The book is a letter of training, from one cat to another, teaching them the finer points of their human s Firstly I will note that I got given the Audible version of book for free, however I have tried to not let that affect my review Screwtape Letter s For CatsMuch in the same way that CS Lewis didn t write the Screwtape Letters, merely collected and wrote down the words of skilled demon Screwtape, Uhl didn t write this book, but merely collected and translated the thoughts of her cat The book is a letter of training, from one cat to another, teaching them the finer points of their human s strange behaviors.The book is a lot of fun, although very short clocking in at 45 minutes as an audiobook If you have a cat you may know the ugh, what are you doing look they give mine does at least This book is written in that tone for most of it, a general yes, your human will do this No, I do not know why type thing There is advice for avoiding unpleasant things baths too So nice of the older cats to t...

  9. Justine says:

    I received this book free from the author in exchange for an honest review.When I saw this book for giveaway I knew I had to enter I am a self proclaimed crazy cat lady and I was excited to see that I had won a copy This book was just plain hilarious It covered everything that I thought it should have while keeping me entertained I love that it was told from the cats point of view I also loved the witness accounts o...

  10. Tammy says:

    This is a cute little book it took me under 1 2 an hour to read It is written by a cat to give advice to other cats on how to deal with the necessary evils of living with humans As a cat owner I certainly could relate to some of the advice given by the narrator However, as someone who volunteers at an animal shelter and used to live in an area with coyotes I did take some offense to the obvious prooutdoor living attitude of th...

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *