Will shorts be glazzed out tomorrow Are trumpet trainers just for bondos What s whirrabubble next Ask Posh Watson Before he arrives, Crumble Lane School is so dull that the spiders on the ceilings yawn The school uniform is grey, the classrooms cold and bare and the teachers as dull as dust The only happy person there is Natalie, who spends all her time doing what she loves best, which is Maths But then, enter Posh Watson, with his purple jacket, giant sunglasses, pink musical trainers, saying things like abso doodle utely and hoo doodle ray And, before you can say fan doodle tastic , everyone is copying him except Natalie, who thinks the whole school has gone mad. Download Posh Watson – heartforum.co.uk
Gillian Cross was born Gillian Arnold in 1945 She was educated at North London Collegiate School, Somerville College, Oxford and the University of Sussex Although now a full time writer who often travels and gives talks in connection with her work, she has had a number of informal jobs including being an assistant to a Member of Parliament For eight years she also sat on the committee which advises ministers about public libraries.She is married to Martin Cross and they have four grown up children, two sons and two daughters.
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